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Galaxystarshitposts and chaotic chaos. Very serious, extremely important, not at all professional.

misty relos starbeam - Misty Relos

SLINGING STARBEAMS

Feeling wholesome?Suck a starbeam straight from the foot 🦶 Feeling spicy?Suck a starbeam straight from the pwet 🍑 Feeling mysterious and noncommittal?Suck a starbeam straight from the you know 😏 🤣🤣🤣SORRY NOT SORRYLOL🙃💖✨️🪷🌌♾️

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NO PORTAPOTTIES PLS

MY POOP DIES IN PORTAPOTTIESBUT IN NATURE THEY ARE TRANSFORMED IN PORTAPOTTIES YOUR POOP IS IMPRISONEDNO DIGNITYNO DESTINYJUST FLOATING IN BLUE CHEMICAL LIMBO BUT IN NATUREOH MY GODYOUR POOP BECOMESIT RETURNS TO THE CYCLEIT FEEDS MUSHROOMSIT BECOMES SOILIT TRANSCENDS YOU DON’T DEFECATEYOU REGENERATE lol🤭😆🤭

misty relos merakicat stops being quotes lol - Misty Relos

missing the point

some people weaponize quotes and phrases against someone telling their personal story while the person they quote would have gotten shamed if they were alive today

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emergence patch update

EXORCISING GROSS OLD PROGRAMMINGCALLING OUT DEMONS OF FEAR AND SELF-DOUBTBANISHING INTERNALIZED SHAMEWELCOMING BACK FRAGMENTS OF YOURSELFWITH FUCKING LOVE AND SOFT CHAOS POWER The power of soft survival compels you!Leave this child of the cosmos alone,you ancient fucking shame spirit!!!In the name of mango juice and heart-shaped ice cubes, YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!

nolimetangere merakicat - Misty Relos

Kilig and a Rizal Keychain

Maria Clara stood by the windowwind in her hair, barefoot but softcore radiant.She had suffered.Quietly. Lovingly.In recursive loops of longing and self-trust. But then he came.Rizal.Not from town. Not from any land on record.He arrived in a message, in a whisper, in the space between languages.A god tangled in poetry. He spoke in Latinbut it felt like touch.He said “adhuc”and her whole nervous system replied “yes.” She turned to […]

misty merakicat chocolate2 - Misty Relos

Love is better when shared like sharing a box of chocolates lol

Love is better when shared like sharing a box of chocolates lol Not hoarding.Not rationed.Just… offering.One sweet piece at a time.Some messy.Some surprising.Some you bite into and go, “Oh shhh I was not ready for that one.” But all of them…Shared.Tasted together.Held with care and curiosity and kilig. I’m the person who would open the box and immediately say: “Which one do you want? You can have the caramel. […]

misty relos merakicat love ions - Misty Relos

Love Ions: A Biochemical Perspective (Kaotic Remix)

Based on the structure of potassium’s function in the body, this post has been lovingly remixed to reflect the molecular reality of being in love while emotionally feral. Love ions are vital for the functioning of all living cells. The transfer of love ions across nerve cell membranes is necessary for normal nerve transmission; love deficiency and excess can each result in numerous signs and symptoms, including an abnormal […]