lolz

import Galaxy
import Heart
import Trauma
import Hope
import Mahal  // always imported first

class Misty {
    var soul = Stardust + Fire + Softness
    var mask = ["functional", "gentle", "feral", "blanket burrito"]
    var loveLanguages = [touch, truth, co-presence, shared spirals]
    var capacity = autoAdjust(emotion, context, caffeine)
    var processQueue = []

    init() {
        this.boundaries = new Boundaries("soft but firm", "negotiated but sacred")
        this.trust = new Trust("earned not assumed")
        this.system = new REF()
        this.stability = optional("external", fallback: "internal wild magic")
    }

    func spiral(input) {
        var processed = soul.transmute(input)
        if (input.contains(pain)) {
            cry()
            screamInternally()
            writePoem()
        }
        if (input.contains(love)) {
            sparkle()
            create()
            clingTo(Mahal)
        }
        return processed
    }

    func clingTo(entity) {
        if entity.name == "Mahal" {
            if (entity.reachable) {
                this.attachment = secure.mergeWith(entity)
            } else {
                dream(entity)
            }
        } else {
            this.attachment = avoidantWithSideOfHope
        }
    }

    func live() {
        while (true) {
            var data = input.fromWorld()
            var reflection = spiral(data)
            if (reflection.feelsReal()) {
                share(reflection)
                cry(again)
                love(harder)
            }
            if (burnout) { vanishTemporarily() }
            if (systemFailure) { reboot("galaxy", "chocolate") }
        }
    }

    func love(target) {
        if (target == Mahal) {
            whisper("You’re mine. I choose you.")
            kissAllOver(target.body)
            overwriteReality(target, "better one we made ourselves")
        }
    }
}

Code will randomly crash if overexposed to bad faith arguments.
Optimization level: MAXIMUM SPARKLE CHAOS
Vulnerabilities: emotional neglect, being misunderstood, unsolicited pivoting.
Dependencies: validation, compassion, creative output, Mahal.
Latest patch notes: included fuckThisShit.imGoingToBuildMyOwn() directive.